Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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