Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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