what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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