So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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