Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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