I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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