So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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