Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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