I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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