they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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