found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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