You smell like stripper and shame
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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