I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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