haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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