i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I just cut my nipple shaving
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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