I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
pop tarts are not kleenex
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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