i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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