Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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