I have demons in me.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
as a side note pls kill me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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