Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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