Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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