i was born a porn star she said
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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