Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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