we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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