somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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