also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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