Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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