If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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