I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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