You're my little dorito
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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