operation have a gay friend backfired
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
3pm strippers are depressing
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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