Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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