Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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