i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I looked at my own cervix.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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