so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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