OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
As shirtless as possible
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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