Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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