Its about making memories worth repressing
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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