He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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