You surviving the open bar?
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I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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