To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?