Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I want to fling myself into the sun
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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