i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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