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The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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3?

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Me, myself and I

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(909): The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking. (1-909): 3? (909): Me, myself and I http://tfl.nu/gl4k

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(651): View more from Minnesota

make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.

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I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

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(651): make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS. (1-651): I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much. http://tfl.nu/xzl0

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(801): View more from Utah

I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?

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(801): I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes? http://tfl.nu/05g8

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club

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(507): Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club http://tfl.nu/ln6l

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(207): View more from Maine

I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.

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(207): I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over. http://tfl.nu/vji8

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(619): View more from California

Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem

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(619): Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem http://tfl.nu/oy3i

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(520): View more from Arizona

I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.

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(520): I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people. http://tfl.nu/38n6

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(224): View more from Illinois

Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.

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(224): Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds. http://tfl.nu/o3kx

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(206): View more from Washington

At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .

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(206): At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks . http://tfl.nu/kxjn

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?

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(405): Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you? http://tfl.nu/1gun

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(302): View more from Delaware

As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.

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(302): As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial. http://tfl.nu/egux

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!

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Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single

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(615): Vodka tonic time....wish me luck! (1-615): Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single http://tfl.nu/b04m

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(501): View more from Arkansas

There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.

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(501): There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success. http://tfl.nu/8q5q

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(705): View more from Ontario

Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.

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(705): Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap. http://tfl.nu/psf5

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(660): View more from Missouri

I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket

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(660): I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket http://tfl.nu/m2g4

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