I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person