We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there