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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person

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(502): everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person http://tfl.nu/7xqj

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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day

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(732): My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day http://tfl.nu/6zjk

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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?

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Good morning to you

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(203): Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday? (1-203): Good morning to you http://tfl.nu/rc7c

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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself

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(201): I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself http://tfl.nu/d62r

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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.

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(814): Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge. http://tfl.nu/cbd5

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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex

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(843): i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex http://tfl.nu/fymj

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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.

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(561): I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life. http://tfl.nu/gxts

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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?

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So the keyword here is "hammered"?

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(404): And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right? (1-404): So the keyword here is "hammered"? http://tfl.nu/1kxs

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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.

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Does he think you're psycho?

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Officially...... yes.

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(405): I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new. (1-405): Does he think you're psycho? (405): Officially...... yes. http://tfl.nu/uyur

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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!

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(787): Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud! http://tfl.nu/y0cl

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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.

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(909): If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3. http://tfl.nu/6vn1

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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.

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(310): Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts. http://tfl.nu/j0t2

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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now

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(609): I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now http://tfl.nu/txwa

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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.

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(443): Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls. http://tfl.nu/mn9e

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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole

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(615): I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole http://tfl.nu/7njw

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