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• (714): View more from California

  I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  WTF??? Isn't he married??

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL

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• (718): View more from New York

  im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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• (858): View more from California

  Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice

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  peace be with you.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  "drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week

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• (214): View more from Texas

  L'Shannah Tovah!

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whats that? My new stripper name?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.

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• (805): View more from California

  i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person

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