weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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