Plan B is the new Plan A
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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