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(858): View more from California

that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.

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(817): View more from Texas

I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.

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(801): View more from Utah

NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him

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(801): View more from Utah

This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night

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