dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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