im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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