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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I need to sanitize my soul.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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