when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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