windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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