I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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