I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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