Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
