Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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