i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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