He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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